Mafia Jokes

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

A: Curly hare.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Mafia Boss Jokes More Mafia Boss Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.