What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !

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Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

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Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.