What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !

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Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !