What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !

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How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day