Scotland Jokes

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.