What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

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What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !