What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland