What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !