How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Sia Jokes More Sia Jokes

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'