How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"