How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

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How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

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Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

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Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

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How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)