How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

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How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

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What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

A: "All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".