Sia Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

K Jokes More K Jokes

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

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What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono