Sia Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Fast Country Jokes More Fast Country Jokes

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

K Jokes More K Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K