Sia Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

Pop Star Jokes More Pop Star Jokes

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

Fast Country Jokes More Fast Country Jokes

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

K Jokes More K Jokes

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!