Sia Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Fast Country Jokes More Fast Country Jokes

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

K Jokes More K Jokes

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Why did Scottish baby sneeze?

It got week old.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What's up, Chad?

he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "