Sia Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

K Jokes More K Jokes

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Fast Country Jokes More Fast Country Jokes

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Pop Star Jokes More Pop Star Jokes

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)