Sia Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Pop Star Jokes More Pop Star Jokes

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Fast Country Jokes More Fast Country Jokes

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.