What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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Why did Scottish baby sneeze?

It got week old.

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.