What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!