What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Scott !