What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

What's so ironic about disabled toilets?

They're big enough to run around in.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What do you call the Scottish dentist ?

Phil McCavity !

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.