Because their sheep can hear zippers.
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Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
I love ewe!
He kilt himself
a bell.
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Because he was dead
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
The Lone Aardvark!
A: It was an oxident.
Mustard in a rollerskate
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
To run their hands through their hair
He got the shakes instead.
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Your pants are on backwards
Thunderwear!
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
About as West as Taylor
