What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What do you call a Scottish parrot ?

A Macaw !

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.