What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead