What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!