What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.