What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

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What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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Thai-Won Shu.

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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You can peel (peal) both of them.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.