Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!