Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.