Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the similarity between a bicycle and a black man?

The rightful owner of both is white

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

When it turns into a driveway.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.