What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Roller Coaster Jokes More Roller Coaster Jokes

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster?

His upper lip.