Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement?

Gey protein.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

A: Because they're two-tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Mexican Kid Jokes More Mexican Kid Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(