Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole?

Quatro Sinco

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Mexican Kid Jokes More Mexican Kid Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(