Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

Mexican Kid Jokes More Mexican Kid Jokes

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(