Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"

Mexican Kid Jokes More Mexican Kid Jokes

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(