Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

What is a mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Mexican Kid Jokes More Mexican Kid Jokes

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.