Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

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Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Mexican Kid Jokes More Mexican Kid Jokes

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.