What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

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What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.