What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

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What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.