What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

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What do you call a masculine Arab?

Protein Sheikh

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a nun on a bicycle?

virgin mobile

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.