Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

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How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.