Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.