Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

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What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?

Where in earth have you been !

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

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What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice