Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.