Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.