Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.