Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

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Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Because they take a steroid.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.