Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.