Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.