Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Steroid Jokes More Steroid Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Fast Animal Jokes More Fast Animal Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.