Because they take a steroid.
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An athlete
Because it is using steroids.
Chard remains.
He was caught stroganoff
A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word
The Ethiopian chicken.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.
Addiction
Curt 'n Rod
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
It Hertz.
A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.
Whipped cream.