Steroid Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Addiction Jokes More Addiction Jokes

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

Addiction

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

Fast Animal Jokes More Fast Animal Jokes

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.