How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod