Rod Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What do you call a snake on viagra?

Rod!

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When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

68 Jokes More 68 Jokes

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Kurt Jokes More Kurt Jokes

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.