Rod Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What do you call a snake on viagra?

Rod!

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

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Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.