Rod Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What do you call a snake on viagra?

Rod!

This joke may have profanity.

You might also enjoy:

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost"

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.