Rod Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What do you call a snake on viagra?

Rod!

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Kurt and Rod

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Kurt and Rod.

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.