Rod Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What do you call a snake on viagra?

Rod!

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Kurt Jokes More Kurt Jokes

What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod