They both fiddle with a rod
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Kurt and Rod
A Rod
Curt and Rod
Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.
With A-Rod.
Curt 'n Rod
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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Kurt and Rod.
Rod!
It already has at least hundred degrees
He was a pieromaniac.
Because they are humerus
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
He was trying to get some Natural Light.
To draw the curtains !
Cancer
Scares their dogs.
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
Banned from the zoo.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
A full set of teeth.
Hole is gonna be huge."