Rod Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What do you call a snake on viagra?

Rod!

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Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Thrust Jokes More Thrust Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.