What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

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a bell.

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It didn t have any legs.

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She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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Two twins make a King.

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Womb-mates"

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Kurt and Rod.

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With A-Rod.

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod