What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

Why is there no Windows 9 ?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Curt Jokes More Curt Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod