What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Previous Random Joke Next
Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie?

She had no legs.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Curt Jokes More Curt Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod