What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham