What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

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How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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