What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham