What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham