What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.