What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

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What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.