What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

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Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.