What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.