What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.