What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.