What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!