What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.