What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.