What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

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Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!