What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

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