What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Cheque Jokes More Cheque Jokes

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.