What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

Cheque Jokes More Cheque Jokes

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.