What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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He was too far out, man.

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I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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A stand up driver.

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A: Mule-tide greetings.

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On the sprin-ternet.

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Rick O'Shea.

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.