What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste

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What is the third child's name?

Timothy.

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

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Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Cheque Jokes More Cheque Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.