What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Who is saved?

America

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

Cheque Jokes More Cheque Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.