What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Cheque Jokes More Cheque Jokes

Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!