What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish?

Stealhead!

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

Water Level Jokes More Water Level Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.