It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
He got lemonaids.
They had a mantic** time.
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
She got ahead of herself.
The Dark Knight Rises.
Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)
I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!
Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
It lost its porpoise.
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.