What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.