Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.