Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing?

A: Marching banned.

Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

diepole

Mafia Boss Jokes More Mafia Boss Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty