Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

diepole

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.