Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

Howdo you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool