Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool