Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.