Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.