Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

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What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no