Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

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Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.