How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.