How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

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What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

A nerd herd!

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What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool