How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

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Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

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Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.