Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

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What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and i don't care.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.