Ignorance Jokes

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and i don't care.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?

I don't know, and I don't care one way or the other.

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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