Signal Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Manufacturer Jokes More Manufacturer Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.