Signal Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

In blind spots.

Billionaire Jokes More Billionaire Jokes

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call it when someone from Belarus lies to you?

A Belaruse!

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.