Signal Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Libya Jokes More Libya Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people say when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bale

What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call it when someone from Belarus lies to you?

A Belaruse!

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.