Manufacturer Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

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Satisfactory Jokes More Satisfactory Jokes

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods?

The satisfactory.

Tie Fighter Jokes More Tie Fighter Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Spain Jokes More Spain Jokes

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

Wop Jokes More Wop Jokes

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Manhole Jokes More Manhole Jokes

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round