Manufacturer Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

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Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Why do Native Americans make good strippers?

No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Satisfactory Jokes More Satisfactory Jokes

What do you call a mill thats just ok?

A satisfactory.

What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods?

The satisfactory.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

Spain Jokes More Spain Jokes

How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

wonton :3

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!