Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

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Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !