Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you