Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

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How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

Why are pills white?

Because they work.