Why are pills white?

Because they work.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...