What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

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What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!