What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap