Jesus
This is my body, I'm nice with jam."
Crossfitting.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
Oh, sorry...my fault.
He was glad he ate her.
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.