What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

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Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.