Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)