What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it