What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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What are you?

Broke.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.