What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

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What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.