What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.