What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks