What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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Coz...she "let's it go!"

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raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling