What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian driveby?

Cap-a-chino

Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene