What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black?

A ripe bananna

What do you call a asian and a black guy??

A math problem.

Asian Lady Jokes More Asian Lady Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda