Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.