Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.