Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

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Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!