How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a Basilian.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Quebec Jokes More Quebec Jokes

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto