What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

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What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.