What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.