What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee