What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

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What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.