What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

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Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.