Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

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What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

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Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross