Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

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What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

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Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

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Why should you not shop for plywood?

You'll get bored.

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

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Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.