How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

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Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.