How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.