How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

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How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.