What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

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How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"