What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

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Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.