Which popstar cuts down trees?

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How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Popstar Jokes More Popstar Jokes

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.