Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Popstar Jokes More Popstar Jokes

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.