How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Fly List Jokes More Fly List Jokes

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

Why are you naked?

dammit

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Agent Jokes More Agent Jokes

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"