How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

Fly List Jokes More Fly List Jokes

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

Why are you naked?

dammit

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Agent Jokes More Agent Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.