How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ?

Because of the .

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Fly List Jokes More Fly List Jokes

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

Why are you naked?

dammit

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Agent Jokes More Agent Jokes

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"