How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.