How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!