How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.