How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.