How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !