How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

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What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!