How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How do the fish get to school ?

By octobus !

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!