How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool