How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

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What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon. :D

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!